I was once doing a crossword and the clue was "Wood from Lord of the Rings." Six letters. "Mallorn" didn't fit. Neither did "Fangorn," nor "Mirkwood." "Willow" didn't match the nearby other words. I tried every Ent's name. I was so frustrated. The actual answer? "Elijah."

the whitest dudes in the MLB could name Bad Bunny’s entire discography

The United States is one of the few world governments that does not directly fund it’s Olympic team. It is fully funded by corporate sponsorships and private donations. Which means our athletes don’t represent the American government. They represent the American people.

I want to live in a country where using Spanish in a 15-minute halftime performance doesn't cause more outrage than men r*ping children for decades.

LMFAO

🇺🇸 CURLING TEAM MEMBER RICH RUOHONEN: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. We have a constitution. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

this armor fucking rocks idc what yall say

Christopher Nolan considers casting Matt Damon as the lead of THE ODYSSEY to be one of the greatest decisions he has ever made. “He sort of placed his life experience and career and his incredible attitude, as well as the skill as an actor, to just pull everybody along and be

November: “I can’t wait for spring training” December: “I can’t wait for spring training” January: “I can’t wait for spring training” February: “WE’RE SO BACK” First week of spring training: everybody’s hamate bone is broken

Olympic Silver 🥈🇺🇸 We’re so incredibly proud to bring home this medal. Representing the USA on the Olympic stage and standing on the podium is something we’ll never take for granted. [1/4]

Team USA figure skater and Olympic gold medallist Amber Glenn has gone viral after sharing a photo carousel of herself and fellow champion Alysa Liu posing individually with their gold medals. Alongside the celebratory snaps, Glenn wrote: “They hate to see two woke bitches

The “this never happened” responses make me feel good about my kids competing with your kids in the real world. If “what is that rainbow flag?” seems like more than your 6 year old can handle, it’s time to get a tutor

Hey, uh… any way they could release the user data from people who played Pokemon Go on that island?

insane Freudian slip

sorry but the beauty of sport is exceeding expectations in the face of extreme pressure

It's easy in 2026 to look back at the NFT trend and say it was stupid But it was also easy in 2021 to look at it and say it was stupid

OLYMPIC RECORD FOR USA WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🔥 With a win vs. Sweden via shutout, the USA women's hockey team sets the record for longest shutout streak in Women's Olympic history 👏