`~Event~` "I wonder what would happen if things had changed.." His prayers were answered..

"I am going to throw up."

"Where the fuck is the Tsaritsa."

"Hey Google, can I deport seven of the Eleven Fatui Harbingers?"

"THIS ISN'T FAIR."

"Hey Google play The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance."

"YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME."

"THAT'S IT, I'M GOING TO BECOME FRENCH."

"PIERRO YOUR ASS IS LIKE SANDPAPER AND YOU FILL IN YOUR WRINKLES WITH FENTANYL POWDER."

"Never mind I don't want to be French anymore."

"no."

[Haha. Heehee. ... That's it. Nothing is missing. This is Childe, get your head out of the blue hair and pronouns.]

[Ow... ... GET WHALED, LOSER.]

[🕷] MAN I AM REALIZING THAT THIS PINNED REALLY, REALLY NEEDS TO GET REWORKED.

[🕷] Rahhh anyway hi hello I have other accounts, as this one is prone to inactivity: @PECCATUMMENDAX (the favorite) @SOLLACRIMIS @DOMINANDIGRATIA furtiva verba @STULTUSVANITAS @IRAMATRIS They are all Dottore. I muse mainly Dottore. I am so sorry.

[NOPE. UH UH. CHILDE IS GONNA MORB. Which is to say, I finally get to write Foul Legacy. Yayyy!!! Another freak of nature for me to muse! Bazinga, bitches. He's going through his ✨️ magical girl transformation. ✨️]

"FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASS WITH A CORN COB."

"Capitano, come quick! Pulcinella is busting it down sexual style... I think he's goated with the sauce."

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"Something just happened."