If you wake me up, and I don?t get angry, you must be pretty special.

#DontBeThatGuy that acts different around your friends when you're with the girl. ?

#WeCantDateIf Your not funny.

N*ggas wanna be called "daddy" ..till that baby comes out.

Guy : "Wanna hear a joke?" Girl "No, thanks I am already looking at one!"

All these girls claimin' to be barbies look like they came from the Build-A-Hoe Workshop

Tired of these hoes breathing my air.

Hoes should be called humpty dumpty. First they get humped and then they get dumped.

If?He?Has?A?Girl?Friend?Back?The?Hell?Up?And?If?She?Has?A?Boy?Friend?Back?Up?Get?Yo?Own?Boo?

#MyExTaughtMe THAT IF HER WEAVE BRIGHTER THAN HER FUTURE #DumpTheHoe !

#StandUp2Cancer

I Wish My Daughter Would Make A Twerk Video...So I Can Twerk A Belt Across That Ass!

When someone walks out of your life, let them. they are just making more room for someone better to walk in.

My car runs on gas, not friendship. So pay the fuck up.

For Halloween you should be a slut........you don't even need a costume

Hoes be twerking for NO REASON , *microwave goes off* oh Shit , my food done . *starts twerking* .

A boyfriend who tells hoes and sluts, "I have a girlfriend", is a real ass dude.

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.

Tired of these hoes breathing my air.