Ya no when u havnt seen peeps in a while they will ask what you've been up to? Everyone's response is workin, hanging out, drinking, ya know

I need to go do something I am losing my mind

Jon Lester welcome to the Cubs! Humbled that you chose 34 and honored to be referenced with two Hall of Fame greats. #cubs

Harry Potter marathon, yeah I won't be moving too far today.

Randy Johnson, Pedro Martinez, John Smoltz and Craig Biggio have been elected to the Hall of Fame. It's the biggest BBWAA class since 1955.

Kirk Heinrich sucks why was he in the starting lineup instead of Mirotic. Put that asshole on the bench. This game is kirks fault. #Nikola

I left the car at the bar and needed Cindy to pick me up and take me to taco bell. #thatswhenyouknow

Well casino here we go

I feel awful.

I really want to watch Scooby Doo

Toast

I need a drink, dammit

Idk what is more torture, drying the dishes and putting them away after u wash them. Or folding laundry when it comes out of the dryer

@UncleWully85 probably just walked into the bar and is slamming brews after a long day of hittin scuds out on the softball field

RT to enter #MM15Contest for a chance to win an Adv. by Disney trip from the guys! RULES: bit.ly/mm15rules

@UncleWully85 get outta here. He must have hung em up

Shooting baseballs into the bucket after BP as if you were an NBA all-star.

I'm done with the bulls. Im not watching another game until they get to the next round IF they move on to the next round. #givejimmytheball