"I'll alert the women..."

"There's more to life than sex, Ma-- nevermind. I know who I'm talking to."

"Touch my sister and I will personally see to your death..."

/[New Conrad Hawkins]\ =Literate =Descriptive if you are =Always looking for SLs =OC/Crossover friendly =DMs open for plotting/chit chat ONLY RT for me?

Casually going to leave this here because it made me laugh. And it's probably true. It's definitely true.

I love you, too. More even. x.com/sghcardioqueen…

//I am not ready! x.com/orthoxgoddess/…

//This is going to destroy me. I was going to tag Teddy in this earlier but my phone died and I forgot. x.com/orthoxgoddess/…

//You'll have to let me know how the episodes are if you watch them! x.com/orthoxgoddess/…

//I won't get to watch any of them. I demand recaps. x.com/orthoxgoddess/…

//This would be acceptable. x.com/orthoxgoddess/…

Speaking of @sghcardioqueen... x.com/ameliasmckidd/…

I'm not putting you down. You know that, right? x.com/sghcardioqueen…

What are you talking about, T? x.com/sghcardioqueen…

Teddy... What are you talking about? x.com/sghcardioqueen…

Somebody shoot me so that maybe they'll give me enough morphine that I'll finally fall asleep? Please?

//YES! x.com/ofneurology/st…

#TBT to better days with my two favourites. If only I could have both of you with me again. I love you, T. Never forget that.

Probably off screwing someone that isn’t my sister... x.com/xseveredangel/…