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<are ready for this.

-my lips shudder a breath my lungs fight to keep in. A weight heavy on my shoulders of doubt quickly lifted at Bᴇᴛᴛʏ Cᴏᴏᴘᴇʀ words. I give>

<Bᴇᴛᴛʏ Cᴏᴏᴘᴇʀ a smile, then lean in and kiss her- take off your panties -I whisper hoarsely and sit up on my heels. Reaching across her>

<body, I open the old nightstand my dad gave me years ago. The thing is dilapidated and barely hanging on. I don't care as I yank open the>

<drawer. I fiddle around the contents until I find what I'm looking for: a condom. Grabbing I slam the drawer shut and the pile of wood >

<falls in a heap. I laugh, I can't help myself. Ripping open the condom I quickly roll it on and look down at a naked Bᴇᴛᴛʏ Cᴏᴏᴘᴇʀ. I was>

<not prepared for the sight before me and almost lost myself just by being in her presence- Betty - I whispered Bᴇᴛᴛʏ Cᴏᴏᴘᴇʀ name and >

<leaned in. Giving her a kiss, I reach down between us and grasp the length that wants to sink itself deep inside Bᴇᴛᴛʏ Cᴏᴏᴘᴇʀ core and>

<claim this woman, making her mine. Lining up the head as I'm about to push, a loud knock erupted from the front door of my trailer, >

<followed by a very frantic Alice Cooper. "BETTY COOPER SO HELP ME IF YOU ARE IN HERE NAKED!" If anything could cause a man to go from >

<super hero ready to pounce to completely limp and out of service it is the shrill scream of Bᴇᴛᴛʏ Cᴏᴏᴘᴇʀ mother. Quickly, I scramble off>

<of Bᴇᴛᴛʏ Cᴏᴏᴘᴇʀ and toss her panties to her, and one of my big tees- put this one -I whisper and jerk my boxers back up my body. >

<Grabbing my stupid beenie hat, I pull it on and pull on a shirt from the floor, not caring if it's dirty or not. Taking in a deep breath,>

<I pull off the condom and toss it behind me and look to Bᴇᴛᴛʏ Cᴏᴏᴘᴇʀ - Your mother? -closing my eyes, my bedroom door is rushed when>

<Alice Cooper barges in "Elizabeth Cooper! Never in my life have I ever... no! Get out of /his/ bed and come home with me right /now/ young>

<lady! I never, ever want you near this boy again!" I shake my head and lift a brow- You know, I am sitting right here? And Misses Cooper>

<I happen to love and care for your daughter. -lowering my eyes, a shift in our dynamic is evident: Bᴇᴛᴛʏ Cᴏᴏᴘᴇʀ will continue to fall >

<down this path of darkness and refuse her mother, in which she will need a home to stay, or she will be sent off to the same type of home>

<Polly was. In which again, no home. Leaning over to Bᴇᴛᴛʏ Cᴏᴏᴘᴇʀ I whisper- you can always stay here if it becomes too much at home.