Cinco de mayo is great and one reason it’s great is I don’t have to worry about switching the numbers when I write the dates in New Zealand

this is still so funny bc she absolutely makes music for people who go back to their exes

Cancer season

do not take me to an escape room. i was a c-section. someone is gonna have to come get me

Hiring a private investigator to find out if I’m gay

recently befriended an objectively unattractive part of myself and it’s surreal to experience how differently i had been treating it

Montessori clown school where they let you slip on a banana peel at your own pace

I learn so much from novels. Types of knots, types of boats, types of whales, parts of whales, methods for processing whales, what can be made from whale, shape of whale, what the whale did, the whale's likely motivation, color of said whale, metaphysical ramifications of said co

Awwww did someone take your hard work and use it to train a model to mimic your expertise without compensation

being a 5’8 woman trying to sit on a man’s lap is humiliating i feel like one of those big ass dogs that hasn’t figured out it isn’t a puppy anymore yet

Fell in love is a stretch

Now why would they remove the cracker & the barrel?

aerie is the first big company that i’ve seen formally state that they won’t use ai-generated imagery. it’s one of their most engaged posts with 33k likes.

Penile eyes penalize penal lies

a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes

Riding my bike to work in such shit weather that people assume I have a DUI

Only two people have ever truly understood me and both of them don’t like me

i see another gay person at the thrift store and i start resource guarding like a dog