He’s like the opposite of potential man Dude who seems simple/dumb on paper, but ends up actually delivering

this guy

sports are actually great for anxious people like why be worried about my job when i can be worried about 23 men who do not know i exist

9 of 12 MLB teams above .500 are in the NL 😮

Do NOT be distracted by their smokescreens. Do NOT let them change the subject. The fact is, Donald trump, the president* of the United States, is a child-raping pedophile.

12-year-old Brayden Baldwin has faced off with cancer twice. But nothing will stop him from chasing his dream: becoming a goaltender for the Philadelphia Flyers.

My son is severely autistic, stage 3. He barely talks, he can’t describe or explain how he feels or where he is, and he keeps to himself and loves to play by himself. He tells others to go away. Today, he said “mom, play with me” for the first time in his life. He’s 10.❤️

the average "north american" tour now: - boston - nyc - nyc - nyc - los angeles - los angeles - los angeles - bumfuck nowhere, ohio - 1 (one) randomly selected southern city - the only city in mexico - the only city in canada

This might be one of the most insane hinge interactions I’ve ever had. Enjoy your diversity has me screaming.

"LiBeraLs are the left" Leave the USA and you'll find the rest of the world's views on our politicians. The red scare has fucked up this country too much.

🌕Rosalina

GET SWOLECHUNGUS TO EVERY PLAYOFF GAME FROM HERE ON OUT x - Anaheim Ducks

Just Baseball's AL Pitcher of the Month: José Soriano

TFW you win your first playoff series 🙌 #FlyTogether

imagine getting this rage baited by him 👇🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not tweeting again until the Anaheim Angels are above .500

Angels today.

Tonight's crew!