Have I ever bought a what a what in the what??

You came to me at a very killing myself time in my life

Bro I’m so high right now I know everything and why

If you don’t lock in this week they’re gonna fucking get you

But your honour you know how I get

2 vodka crans in and suddenly i’m doing unto others as i would have them do unto me

idk if momtok will survive this

my butt lowkey not fat sorry

(Laughing with a friend) so what should we laugh about next

it always feels like i’m bringing a little too much boob to any given situation

“forgive & forget” WRONG!! SAW BATHROOM!!! 🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚

"2 likes isn't much" imagine 2 towers. not so funny now, is it?

Leonardo Da Vinci couldn’t come up with a masterpiece like this

the way this is already an iconic line

how to lose 8 billion pounds overnight FUCK

Calling into work 10 pounds too heavy

I hate when interviewers ask me where I see myself in 5-7 years dawg im killing myself next year I don’t know !!!!!