I showed this to Grant C Hansen and without batting an EYE he said “I guess they do have girls at Durmstrang.”

I've been on hold for over 34 minutes. The music is 10-15 seconds and then pauses for 2...then immediately starts a different song. Each pause makes you THINK someone's picked up. And if that's not tricky enough, a VO recording plays at random. Keeps me on my toes.

Last night I dreamed that I ordered a foot long from Subway and an overeager busser threw it away before I had eaten a third of it. Woke up craving subs. So, congrats to Subway for successfully mastering inception.

I’ve been saving the most recent season of Great British Bake Off but with everything going on - tonight’s the night to begin. Let’s bake.

I cleaned my kitchen today and it has been determined that I have a singular move like Jagger. It’s this one. 👇🏻

To outline a script or just jump in?

Woke up feeling great because someone said I had great posture in my dream.

I will watch this reboot.

Listening to Light of the Seven while working makes emails feel so much more dangerous.

I have spent so. many. hours. writing. this. week. What’s the fuel that keeps you going?

My power just went out and all I can think about are the half-baked tea biscuits (read cookies) in the oven and the fact that I will not be able to eat them while sipping Earl Grey and reading a book.

Was already pumped for this. AND NOW ELIZABETH BANKS IS INVOLVED. io9.gizmodo.com/elizabeth-bank…