Mean as hell trynna be a nurse, baby they need you at TSA.

I get so gay off that Pad Thai!!

Travis Kelce is teaming up with an activist group to invest in and revive Six Flags.

if i have been drinking please do not be fat around me

quitting my job to focus on walking

I lowkey got an eating disorder but im really chill abt it

me supervising anyone else in my house attempting to load the dishwasher

she’s still spiritually obese

i get really scared when men weigh under 130 pounds

living with your family for too long makes you evil

I need someone to write a book titled: We Can’t All Be Content Creators.

get off the stairmaster if you’re a man i’m irritated as fuck

I’m addicted to how they treat me at Ace Hardware

Liquid death is like if Austin Texas was a company

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

Why does everybody breath stink? What’s going on?

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate's linkedin profile as a flashlight