Don't forget to take a nap today! Elmo knows you're going to need it!

Tik Tok is an incredible socioeconomic coup. You make some videos from your dorm room and next thing you know your whispering in Tom Brady’s ear? Heard you.

Murdering people and kidnapping children is far worse than illegal immigration

“You’re a weirdo if you end friendships over politics” was always the lamest fucking take I’ve ever heard. Your politics are a reflection of your values and god forbid I only want people with actual morals in my life

whoever said 5° is better than 102° better be sitting outside enjoying it today

An illegal immigrant doesn't deserve to die by the hands of the government either. Just so we are clear.

it should not have to affect you directly in order for you to care about what’s happening

idc how good her bbl looks i can never forget she left her 7 year old at home alone for 2 weeks while she went on a trip and left him two bags of pizza rolls and lil mans was wondering outside asking the neighbors to find his mom for him.

the difference is, i can take what i dish out. if i missed your birthday, just miss mine.. idgaf.

STOP USING AI TO MAKE CARTOONS OF YOURSELVES OMG YOU’RE 40!!!!

Did anyone else go through the thing where in middle school there were kids that seemed way more worldly and knowledgeable about sex stuff than you and you thought it was because you were terminally uncool but looking back as an adult they were just obviously getting molested

Free my older family members from facebook Ai 🤖 😩

I’m always back with you know who

Being a free woman and choosing to date inmates is crazy. Keep doing it though, I need Love During Lock Up to keep going. Lmao

Elmo knows there are big, exciting things ahead for you! Remember, whether you are near or far, Elmo loves you and is cheering for you every step of the way. ❤️

I would drink a margarita out of a dog bowl rn

Yes, I’m normally the father.

Nothing gives you a clearer look into someone than how they misinterpret things, every misinterpretation is a confession" and it's so true because how people misunderstand things can reveal a lot about their perspectives and feelings.

Why did everyone question the Covid vaccine but not ozempic. Vanity is a horror

47 and you don’t want a monogamous relationship…. WITH MEGAN THEE STALLION MIND U