"Who the hell is Steve Jobs?"

What is she doing indeed?

"That seems... inefficient, Gold."

"...Is this one of those mods where you need flint tools before you can get wood?" She asked.

Table thinks for a moment. "...May I see that piece of flint for a moment?"

The woman's robes flutter about in a mystical wind like the pages of a book. "∴╎ꖎꖎ ᔑꖎ𝙹リᒷ ᓵᔑリリ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᓭ⍑ᔑ!¡ᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ∴𝙹∷ꖎ↸. ᔑ ⎓╎リᒷ ᒷ↸⊣ᒷ ╎ᓭ リᒷᒷ↸ᒷ↸." She hands the glowing piece of flint back, now with Sharpness V and Unbreaking I.

the pact is sealed

DIAMOND IS PREGANT?!

//WHY ARE SO MANY SHOTA ACCOUNTS FOLLOWING ME?! WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM?!

Ah. Hugs. A hesitant reciprocation.

Experimentation is occurring.

//Listen, I'm glad this account is getting so much love, but I'm LITERALLY NEVER ACTIVE HERE and this is not an NSFW-focused account. Go follow me at 𝓐𝓻𝓬𝓱𝓭𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷 𝓛𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓷 instead if you want to fuck me.

Stretchiiiiing. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah.

She is laying face down on the ground in despair.

Aqua Affinity

You had her at "Lost in the woods."

Table usually doesn't bring much when she goes wandering into the woods. Some lanterns and a sword or two are pretty much it.

It is very satisfying.

//You people really are just outrageously horny for Hex Maniac faceclaims.

"Fuck it. I know you all are just Thirsty for a girl in robes. Come on then. ACT LIKE IT."