Ok I have to ask: why do so many guys LOVE doggy?

I tend to be an advocate for police these days... BUT THIS KIND OF COP SHIT PISSES ME OFF

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Costco shopper goes above and beyond to not get LED on his chicken

Why is it called 'flattering' when it really should be more like 'bulbousing'?

forgot to leave a plate of dirt out for earth last night.

If you’re ever in the position where you’re the one needing to spruce up an ancient, dark, mysterious cavern before it’s vacated so that when spelunkers of the future would be maximally amazed.. don’t forget an elaborate fire lighting system they can ignite with their torch. 🤠🔥

So pretty tho

Stop saying spurt

you're only making it worse

Happy Earth Day! 🌎

Don’t ask AI to recreate yoga in the woods🥲

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Everyone needs a good tug 😬

Ugh I hate using the bathroom after your mom

I swear to Soda Popinski that the janitor lady at my work is trying to see my peenor

She always manages to want to clean the bathrooms while I’m up in a stall

Remember when the internet first became mainstream and they thought it would make people smarter lmao

RunRabbitRun, It's Contagious! Mystical441 🤠CoolHTownGirl🤠 @twdmemequeen Tricia M ❤️❤️ Karmin @dana07233963 Masked Magick 🦹🏼‍♀️ @DystopiaGrrl 🇺🇸🧟‍♀️ HelloHoudini 🧟‍♀️🇬🇧 @Cassie4Peace Derrold Damon Marisa Tigney 7 January. 😍🎉 @typcaltee Frank_TheBarber 💈 Dewayne Perkins Karma § Katzz® 🐾🐇🐾 Criss Harrington 🇺🇦 @BenjaminDeMers @heARTISTatWORK kairos @angry_spinster Dawn Christa Vermeir (was Puddy1603) Debbie @PaleBotterfly66 Had a coworker tell me “dairy is bad for you”

....so i guess I’m hoping something as silly as murder won’t go on my record permanently. 🤷‍♂️

Watched the Bluey s3 finale last night.

Tears.