@CunningPandoran finger-blasting that you might be more fond of. It's energy weapon friendly."

@CunningPandoran "Nobody is /actually/ going to shoot you. Don't be jaded."

@CunningPandoran But it was also /my/ huge dick, Fiona. Let me enjoy my huge dick because it's GONE now. All I ever knew.."

@CunningPandoran eyes rolled to the side. "But I suppose it's good they're gone. Oh, my small dick… what could have been. ATLAS is cool.."

@CunningPandoran "Wh- my dick--…" Sudden realization. "WAIT. M-My dick is still there! I meant about the company! You wouldn't know it!"

@CunningPandoran He decided to try and play it off. "I've finger-banged and blasted out of worse. I figured you'd know better than anyone."

@CunningPandoran "Maybe when I SAVED YOUR PILLOWY ASS ON HELIOS, you ungrateful scag."

*clings to Rhys' leg happily* (◕▿◕✿)

@CunningPandoran dream. "It's a compliment, kind of. Don't get pissy."

@CunningPandoran "I'll go ahead and take your advice." His cheeks ran hot. "So… Atlas can be my big dick instead of Hyperion, right?"

@CunningPandoran "Better than Hyperion, I guess. How's hunting been for you, anyway?"

"Now that the finger-banging fiasco is over… Anyone, uh… want to apply for a job at Atlas? …Heh."

@AsTheGladiatrix "Athena. Help."

[ I'll be making Axton once I get home from work. ]