Animals are part of this planet’s story and deserve to be here just as much as we do. Shame on Norway for murdering #FreyaTheWalrus.

The misconception that there is no sound in space originates because most space is a ~vacuum, providing no way for sound waves to travel. A galaxy cluster has so much gas that we've picked up actual sound. Here it's amplified, and mixed with other data, to hear a black hole!

Sunday Morning Coming Down. Only a handful of songs make me laugh AND cry, and the whole thing is what... two minutes long?? Somehow Kris writes with a scalpel and a sledgehammer at the same time.

I’ll be announcing my album release info on Tuesday at 10am!

Really digging the idea of found art lately. Mostly bc it can be abbreviated as fart.

Tech writers be like, "This company makes widgets for any budget!" ... And the widgets start at $2,995.00

The Grateful Dad

These are the lyrics to the Indiana Jones Theme Song.

Fred Neil. THAT guy gets it.

10 toenails... on a single income?

Watches are just boring wind-up toys.

Okay Pittsford...

Why do so many people look exactly like Danny Devito? I'm concerned...

I work in an office with adult professionals and these mfs do NOT understand Opposite Day.

Glass Onion is Cat's Cradle sans whit. Rian Johnson is a hack.

Sorry but if you call it "avian" flu I'm going to assume you're a prick.

The masculine urge to appraise anything

Snap after the dap Snap after the dap Snap after the dap Snap after the dap Please Lord rid me of my whiteassery

Kim Possible theme song but uncrustables