"Join team Okita or perish."

"I do like Nobu and would [censored] her [censored] for days on end, but I like Okita more. Since this is a war, I have to temporarily put aside my Nobu lust and fight against her."

"Reasons to join team Okita: A: She's cute. B: Thighs. C: C-stars for days. D: Sideboob. E: Team Nobu is virgin-easymode because most of their enemies are Sabers and Team Nobu is mostly Archers."

"...It has come to my attention that I can't tell the difference between Tiny Da Vinci and Hatless Chacha."

"Fuck."

Is walking around naked because it's Sunday. You're welcome.

Medb is converting a Hakuno to the sinner's life... More on this developing story after the writer eats.

Medb: [Not actually a lewd account despite all the jokes] Best girl Hakuno: [Exists] Medb: THE FUCK TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS, CHOO CHOO! Help-

//Twitter, I'mma fight if you keep refusing to send stuff-

"Quick, somebody draw me and Hakuno together for my Seductive Sunday!"

Medb is wearing a wedding dress for April Fools Day. She feels slightly uncomfortable to have this much skin covered.

Fuck yeah, get rid of those tops! Burn those bras! Down with shirts! Boobs out forever! ...Wrong kind of top?

Medb has had half a cup of coffee. She's already as energetic as Elizabeth, maybe worse.

Medb is just flipping off the fourth wall. Jokes were made and now she's mad at her writer.

"Alright, weaklings! Your beloved queen will be kind and generous! Come, I will allow you all to request presents!"

"...I told you bitches to come request presents. I'm being nice! Come make the most of it, or I'm locking you all in the dungeon!" Impatient as ever.

Medb's Christmas demands: Kato Danzo. Fancy alcohol. Ownership of a gym. Kisses from the rest of the Queen Squad. Absolute submission from everybody.