Started on tablets today to stop smoking let’s hope they do the job. Apologies in advance for any mood swings 👀

One way to combat this would be open butchers next door

6 year old daughter asked me this morning if milking cows is har, I said I dunno babes but I’d rather do anudder job and now I’m available for bookings

That’s the fucking hammer 😂😂😂

Strolling through the party, like my name was el ninio.

The USA isn’t a serious country 😂😂

So I’ve got a drivers licence, passport, birth certificate, NHS number NI number why the fuck would I need a digital ID. No thank you not this time. And to say it’ll stop the boats is just bollocks. Stop the benefits stop the boats not digital fucking ID you liar Keir Starmer

And there we have it. Uk is now a place where fans are banned from attending a football game due to things they can’t control. We are fucked

That must have hurt the bin dippers more that’s if the skip lid closed on their heads whilst rummaging

However much of a prick you think he is. He’s spot on about music in this.

Great performance from the Swansea City AFC last night I thought. Bouncing atmosphere and if widells chance goes in I think we would’ve gone on to win that game but that’s football great save to deny It looked as if he’d put it wide from West stand play like that weekly we be up

Reselling tickets above face value set to be banned by government bbc.in/4raxBbw

Best thing any government can do get rid of the fucking scalpers and the likes of viagogo stub hub etc people may stand a chance of getting tickets to their favourite artists now

Best shang tsung best version there will be #MortalKombat RIP

Takeshis castle absolute belter of a game show with 1 winner over about 10 years I think 😂

Brilliant this 🤣

Absolute fanny. Never last in a MW2 lobby.

Some gig that last night 🤧 sounding unreal and the lights 👌👌👌 #futique #biffyfuckingclyro #monthebiff

Uppa swans #swanseacity