The best part about having covid is knowing that I absolutely smell like shit but I can't smell anything so who cares?

This is obviously the most important news about Afghanistan today

Can we free political prisoner Julian Assange now please?

Peter Bread is actually just a collection of crumbs. They tell us to just toss the crumbs away, that these smol bits are trash, when in fact the entire piece of bread is made of this stuff. You can just go around and collect crumbs from people and even get tips for it. Crumbs = gold

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