In an industry where companies are struggling for relevancy they call me & ask for “Michael Kelly” I tell them that the disrespect for your KING by not referring to him by his proper name is the REASON you will not get to profit from his name. This is #TheMADKingsRoadPro

Do me and everyone else who LEGITIMIZES the reality of pro wrestling and play pretend in a padded room, schizo.

I’m going to send you an invoice pretty soon because by the time our Mad King has chewed you up and spit you out it will be considered a consultation in how to properly wrestle and talk trash on the internet. And I’m not cheap. Unlike the quality of your products.

And I did the breathe oxygen thing already, so do me favor. Cease and Desist.

Of course you have Because THAT is the POWER of YOUR MAD KING Michael Kelly. You can not, will not, and, couldn’t ever fail or be left for dead when Michael Kelly single handedly WILLS your company to exist show to show. Club or fed. Michael Kelly is your MAD KING

Turns out that circus company flopped. I’m sure it had nothing to do with the call made to PETA & the health board regarding a woman’s urine being found on the popcorn and the tigers being forced to watch Lisa Seldon matches

Doesn’t matter. You won’t show and the results be late

How does a SPACE SHIP land in the middle of my fucking event?! Then THEN. Then this this masked monster he just killed off the local jobber I gotta pay his family off to keep quiet and now I have to pay for average joes medical bills he may never walk again because of an ALIEN?!!

“Strange days and the day the TV stood still.” - CD docs.google.com/document/d/1Y7…

Excuse you

What is the god damn problem with you?

DJ I will make sure you are prosecuted for your unsolicited dick pics and send straight back to whatever concrete steps you belong rapping on

Nope.

I’ve owed jacked up coke heads from the 80s more money and the never see it. Neither will you. Respect the right hand man of your master

The peak of pro wrestling The summit of sports athletes Michael Kelly is the Mad King of the industry and you’re all just mad that he’s the greatest of all time. They’ll write about him in books on this sport and generations of future wrestlers will read it like it’s the Bible

The disgusting martyr like sacrifice that a has been took upon herself to engage in was nothing more than a desperate grab for a viral moment at the expense of YOUR Mad King which cost us our moment You will be hearing from me directly in your office due to this “ladder match”

And a “ladder match” ? What part of a household item that’s stored outside your house on a hook in the garage says “professional wrestling” That was an exercise in mid 90s television stunt show masochism. There is NO CLEAR evidence that anyone is better than MY CLIENT