The People of Omaha Zoo > The People of Walmart

I try not to generalize but motor vehicle operators from Minnesota are the worst on the entire planet

You simply cannot leave JT at home

Hey Scotus President Donald J. Trump USGA The R&A SDGA I would like to start a petition requiring all scrambles to be played in 8 somes. Please advise how I should proceed

Remember to put the winter air in the tires.

They know I got that broccoli so I keep that Glock on me

Golden Oreos are far superior to Original Oreos

If I’m talking like this, take my keys. I’m 8 over the legal limit

FYI - This is not me. I have a rock solid alibi and have Lasik corrected vision with no need for glasses. No further questions

Albuquerque is the face piercing capital of the world

As someone who hasn’t aged gracefully, I can say without judgement, that time is not treating Kesha well

Pretty sure I could turn Mel Reid straight

The “while we were away” recap of Homa tying the first hole of the only match on the course is *chef’s kiss* No Laying Up

I’d rather eat crumbs with bums than steaks with snakes

80% of Sioux Falls drivers struggle with this basic concept

Yo Spotify let’s pump the brakes on the amount of ads for non-premium

.Tron Carter go together like lamb and tuna fish No Laying Up

The Steelers to their fans after hiring Mike McCarthy

Cameron Young has his Defining Moment! #THEPLAYERS | PGA TOUR

You’re either with us or against us.