Can't listen to this Stern Show anymore. Beth is poison on the air, fake callers, unfunny bits. It's over Johnny. Wilding and Blitt are poison. It's over Johnny

There's so much going on here with this pic of BabaBooey. It's like mesmerizing. Stern Show

Nobody gives a shit about the Tom Brady roast or your politics shit. Get Bigfoot on the phone Mr. Howard Stern. Tom Brady roast, stop it. Stern Show

And nobody gives a shit about hearing from Jennifer Lopez either. Gimme High-Pitch Erik instead. F a J-Lo interview. Stern Show

My wife wants to move back to Philly. "I miss family". Well get on a fuckin plane and go see them. I'm going to the beach. I miss Philly too but I love the beach.

Wife says let's go out for a cheesesteak. Tha fuck? We ain't in Philly anymore dummy. No this place in Wilmington here has good ones she says. Now I gotta pay for a fucking cheesesteak that ain't Philly made. Miss my city man. Philadelphia Eagles Philadelphia Phillies Philadelphia 76ers Philadelphia Flyers

Wife comes home and says why didn't you clean out the garage or do the dishes? Because I'm busy that's why. Leave me alone. #marriage

Howard said they turn off all comments on social media. I don't get the Stern Show anymore. Used to be fun.

Stop promoting this Kate Hudson bullshit. No one cares. And you dummies didn't even tweet the real Kate Hudson account. Buncha clowns. Stern Show

Why can't you own up to telling @howardstern he isn't funny anymore and hasn't been for years? Don't retract dummy Jerry Seinfeld

What Jerry Seinfeld said about Howard Stern Stern Show is right. Not fun and not funny anymore. My father interviews are haaaarible. Fake callers and haaarible impressions. Fire Wilding and Blitt and bring back Jackie.

This Stern Show is so fake and unlistenable. Fire Marci Turk, Wilding and Blitt. I gotta get outta this.

This Howard Stern is delusional. Nobody's buying subscriptions for your show, it comes with new cars and is haaarible to cancel. Fire Turk, Wilding and Blitt. My father interviews. Jerry Seinfeld

Is Rasaan gone from the Wrap up show forever? Good! Now I can tune back in and listen to Jon and Gary Booey Stern Show Next get rid of Wilding and Blitt.

Get this fake caller off the phone. "I can't wait to hear about Italy". Howard took pics of naked statue guys. And leave Ronnie alone. Stern Show

Why does Gary Dell A'Booey need to be in a pic with Bruce? And Howard used to rip on him now he's a big fan. Stop that guitar talk too. And keep that fucking Jill off the phone. I'm upset over here. F timmy too #SternShow Bruce Springsteen

I miss Riley. #sternshow reddit.com/r/RileyMartin/…

I'm voting tomorrow and writing Beetlejuice Green on the ballot. He's the man with the plan and will lead us all to victory. #Beet4Prez #sternshow

Jill from PA couldn't answer the phone. So who from the show is calling her? Another planted fake caller working in the back office. #SternShow

I haven't been here in months and I miss the old twitter. Busting balls and what not. The #sternshow sucks now but I miss all you peoples. Might be moving back to Philly. The hell is going on around here.