I like to ruffle the feathers of the intolerant birds.

Man i HATE IT when i waste an unreciprocated greeting on a stranger. I be wantin to take my gotdamn “hello” back. JERK! Its like when i send people tender & soft texts and get nothin back. But at least with the texts, i can fuss. I ‘ll never see that punk ass stranger again.

Im performing in #SanFrancisco tomorrow and Saturday. Cobb’s Comedy Club. Get yo tickets. cobbscomedy.com//Search?q=Tony…

If you’re an adult with small feet, male, female or in between and your size is always available and your price is lower……….. “Alexa, play “I Hate U” by SZA”

Man. Im 3 episodes into “The Gentlemen” on Netflix. I CANNOT STAND THIS 🥷 FREDWARD!!!!! *Brithish accent*. He is a fuckin screwup Bruv!!!

If bugs could blink... Tony Baker See Tony tonight at 8pm in The Main Room with AMIR K Laura Kightlinger Jesus Trejo Danny Jolles @Fieldingedlow +more! Get tickets at improv.com/hollywood #hollywoodimprov #comedy

I wish I was at the Tony Baker Kevín show tonight. This Tom Brady roast is 🌽

Hard Hittin Questions. But i respect it. Gotta get to the nitty gritty on a stanky kewchie.

I don’t on here much but…. #Sandiego & #LaJolla PULL UP!! showclix.com/search?search=…

I talk about the true story that inspired the movie #TheDeliverance on this week’s episode of Verbal Cardio youtu.be/xGvzsmW-YTo?si…

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Peeps. Pull up on my interview youtu.be/eBoRAdGH5i4?si…

I talk about dating on the newest episode of Verbal Cardio. youtu.be/6QbDeNMX99I?si…

Yal owe Jermaine Cole an apology. instagram.com/reel/DA7Osa-NA…

Im on Blue Sky. bsky.app/profile/tonyba…

go see “one of them days” january 17th directed by a black director from detroit & a few friends involved like Joshua Neal & Tony Baker besides all that, that muthafucka funny. 🙂‍↕️

Im in #Miami this weekend. miamiimprov.com/events/102316

New Episode youtu.be/-OjAqxlhBR8?si…

Check out my podcast Verbal Cardio. youtu.be/7dJ22de22j0?si…

Bullying, Big Emotions & Being Naked | Tony Baker x Joy Taylor TwoPersonalShow youtu.be/KzeNq-oyhRU?si…