Sure. I’m going to trust images that the FBI releases? Good fucking lord are you kidding? This whole thing seems like a scripted media event. #NancyGuthrie

I’m so petty that if a meme has a word spelled wrong I won’t post it.

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

Aaaw sweepy widdle Twump taking a nappy poo. More like Bored of Peace. He was probably counting underage sheep. #TrumpEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp #ICE #boardofpeace #SleepingBeauty

I’m kind of surprised Trump wants to give us information about aliens. I assumed he’d already have them deported. #TrumpEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp #fuckice #ICE #VOTEBLUE2026

If you rape a child, you don't deserve a second chance, you deserve the death penalty.

Good lord every estimation of time from Trump is two weeks. It's always TWO WEEKS. Every. Damn. One.

Hey Kristi Noem… you soggy racist C word..

Can we start reporting every single post from The White House as false information because they're full of sh*t?

It's called Straight of Hormuz - if it was gay, Trump would be fully okay with it being shut down.

🚨HOLY SH*T: Mark Kelly just showed Tulsi Gabbard a Trump email to donors promising he’d let them in national security briefings for cash. "Do you think (his) supporters should be able to pay and receive private national security briefings?" Gabbard: …

I’m sorry but Dr Pepper absolutely does NOT taste the same as it did in the 80s-90s. It was always tradition that my dad and I got a can when we would go to Pep Boys car parts. It doesn’t taste anything like it. Something’s missing. It’s off. Bring it back. /scene

“Fired Pam Bondi. Total disaster-nobody knew less, did less, or messed up more. Honestly, one of the most overrated people I’ve ever seen (and I’ve seen a lot!). We need WINNERS, not whatever that was. Sad!” -Donald Trump (He didn't say that but it's believable #trump #pambondi

Trump has had the highest turnover of any modern president - especially among people he personally hired. When your own hand-picked team keeps getting fired or pushed out, that’s not strength. That’s instability. #Trump #Bondi #PamBondi #TrumpPedófilo

Nope. Only the entire US population.

Yes.

visits the pope → pope dies leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide Man’s got a streak.

The White House That is the same person that testified last year for the Ways and Means Committee in Nevada. Central Casting is supposed to be a conspiracy theory.

Every single time I buy groceries and every single time I get gas - I like to address every Trump voter with the most heartfelt and sincere “fuck you, you fucking moron”.

The Strait of Hormuz isn’t just a shipping lane. It’s a Trump's puppet for market manipulation, and American families are footing the bill.