the white lotus writers were so excited about their gay incest handy moment that they forgot to write the rest of the season

sometimes the green sauce is spicier than the red, despite being the color of medicine or soothing jungle foliage. there's no way to adequately account for this

the woke left?? without even saying goodbye?

thinking about how one day kids will tell my son “ur mom” and they’ll be talking about me

i got two phones one for the phone and one for the phone

You’ve got to be kidding me. No way that’s my bartender

Salutations

lowkey I think I’m getting a tan

After review, this pitch was obstructed by Reese Atwood bat. #HookEm | 📺: ESPN

I wish my likes were public. Put you on to some shit….

people be named simon but wont says

My boy is close with Santa and he said the elves officially started work back today

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

Rest in peace Smiling Friends, should've been Rick and Morty