Find out if you fuck around

Me: “what’s something you wanted for Christmas that you never got” Husband: “a Dad”

This is so fucking cool

Why must men not use their context clues. Like wtf

My dog won’t poop outside because it’s raining

Each day passes and I find more examples of JLo not singing her “own” songs

The color green is just so perfect. So tranquil so gorgeous so sexy so cool. I love you, color green.

Y so serious ¿

My dreams just feel like I’m in a different universe

My husband loves like Gomez Adams

I love the things I see inside of you

I’m tired of people doing nice things just to get it on camera

Today I understand why Kimbo slice took that door off it’s hinges

First class behind the curtain, who’s this

I’m tatted in a blank canvas resort

I haven’t had nuggies in a week

Taking care of yourself happens in the present, not the future

There’s a jumper on the freeway bridge going from east side to north town

It’s the growth for me