they stopped making perfect sweatpants in the early 2010’s 🪷

It's literally her wedding. She said no kids. Someone brought their kid. Kids are not entitled to be in every space.

When those weapons formed but didn’t prosper because God has my back

Very rude of my soulmate to keep me waiting .

No hate on his kids but When I envision what I think Michael’s kids will look like, Jaafar comes to mind.

Twitter right now 🐴🐄🐑🐓🐐🦈🐳🐷

Wait she had kids with both brothers???? So they cousins and half siblings? Omgggggg

Ended with 0 crashes in 34 years. Absolutely legendary career.

Giving Netanyahu devil horns was a nice touch.

Sorry but are you people eating BUTTER like this?? Omg

The craziest thing about gas prices going up from $2.89 to $4.50 in the US in just 6 weeks is that Donald Trump raped a 13 year old girl.

No way y’all are eating butter balls coated in cinnamon sugar, like pure butter. Please say sike.

For example Romans 8:18 “The pain you’ve been feeling can’t compare to the joy that’s coming”

I’m due for a love life.

one of the safest airlines shut down and yall not worried?

Old white people shouldn’t be making decisions, they fuck up everything.

Kamala wanted to give first time homeowners a $25,000 credit towards the purchase of their home. Trump started a war, has no healthcare plan, caused food and fuel to skyrocket, and raped little girls. Great fucking job America.

Si decís que la Coca y la Pepsi tienen el mismo sabor no tenés papilas gustativas en absoluto

Them crackas will gladly pay $7 for gas if it means your Black ass can't vote. Dont let em fool you

Broadcasting your love for a serial rapist ain't the flex you think it is, dummy.