we've strayed so far from perfection

Hello people. Treading the boards for the first time in a while. Performing in two pieces (one of which I wrote) and would love to have some friendly faces in the audience. stablestheatre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/sh…

This is the kind of fess we really want!

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Anxiety brain in the small hours really wrecks you for the rest of the day huh?!

I don't watch a lot of boxing. But everytime I do, the hype far exceeds the actual event. Always feels like a bit of a damp squib in the end...

According to my phone's weather app, we're getting a "wintry mix" today. Is that a thing? Like a meteorology thing?

To paraphrase Tolkien: there’s dignity in patient labor, there’s dignity in working at something that will never see daylight. Someday you’ll wake up and realize YOU were the thing you were making, with every hour at the keyboard, with every stroke of the brush.

To all my Rose Bruford College brethren and all my other actor/performer friends: I just did a mother F***ing spineroll for the first time in literal years and it felt tremendous. I highly encourage you to do the same if you haven't recently. Happy new year! #spineroll

Pro tip: don't try and do yoga after you've eaten dinner. Especially when wearing jeans...

I have found almost without exception that any person who describes themself as a “change-maker” to be an absolute bellend.

Printer stopped printing halfway through trying to complete my tax return. #TaxDoesntHaveaToBeTaxing ? Sure baby, whatever you say. #Tax #1stWorldProblems

Happy Valentine's Day to the parents spending today dealing sick and/or needy children, and to you only! #ValentinesDay #Parenting

Putting on the OOO message before taking a 10 day break, on your last day at work as a 37 year old...

Anxiety brain is great because you not only endlessly overthink EVERY possible outcome, but you also worry about what happens if those things DO happen AND what happens if they DON'T!

Croatia were robbed! Best song of the night by a mile, and they haven't made the final. Travesty #Eurovision2025