Sharon Carter died on the way back to her home planet

“Why does somebody not know how to flush the toilet after they’ve had a shit?”

he's like if waluigi was bisexual

thank you ma’am ❤️

Looking at the Manchester Pride lineup like…

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. You fly back to school now, little Starling. Fly, fly, fly. Fly, fly, fly.”

Watching the Doomsday cast announcement when it starts versus when it ends

The Cane from Citizen Kane will return for AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

Me to Chris Lilley: “Where’ve you been bitch? Where’ve you bloody been?”

This is my Fantastic Four

The upside of Graham Linehan’s arrest is that Robert Galbraith has finally noticed him “So, I hear you’re going to jail now, Father”

The divorced Graham Linehan attends a trial where he’s accused of harassing a trans person. A sweat-soaked gerbil arrives as thus Alexa, play Alanis Morissette: “Ironic”

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the black mold in JK Rowlings house

"Hey, how was your weekend?" "Yeah, I just had a quiet one, thanks" #TheTraitors

Roy Cropper is coming to Fortnite. (Via IGN)

Briar Blush after being read by Law Roach

Idk how to explain it but this is how it feels when me and my 23 year old coworker are typing in the same google doc

If Donald Trump and Nicki Minaj had a child

Not sure the new line of divorcee Funko Pops will sell too well