“this edible ain’t shit” *5 min later*

IYKYK 🇵🇷

“i think salad is a sexy food. i will die on this hill” — tom

okay but we’ve agreed it’s not in the top 3 sexiest foods, which are (tom’s commentary in parentheses) 1. fruit (“metaphorically sexy, also juicy”) 2. dessert (“it’s naughty and you share it”) 3. pasta (“creamy, decadent, you can both slurp each end of it”)

so salad is 6th on the sexy foods list. not bad.

baking an apple crisp. i am depressed but at least the house will smell like apple crisp

if Willy Wonka was from New Jersey

Ripper (New Jersey) — hot dogs deep-fried until the casings crack and split. A specialty of Rutt’s Hut in Clifton, NJ

10 years ago today, tom proposed after just 4 months of officially dating (though we’d known each other for years). it’s been quite a decade. still glad i said yes.

i am a really good cook :)

views ruined twitter

i was finally able to leave my house and get down to the diner today and we made chili, vegan and chicken stir fry bowls and chicken quesadillas for the fridge. mostly from food that could have been thrown away otherwise post blizzard. 🙏🏼🙏🏼

so grateful the fridge is intact, plugged in clean and in service.

fuck marry kill: rigatoni vodka, mafaldine cacio e pepe, spaghetti and meatballs

Whole Foods is out here tearing families apart

hello twitter recommendation engine, i need a sleeper sofa that converts or pulls out into at least a full-sized bed, doesn’t look like it’s from 1997, and doesn’t cost a bajillion dollars. any leads?