Wife: I got eaten alive by the mosquitos in the yard today. Me: Wanna get eaten alive one more time? Wife: Please leave. Me: Still got it.

And maps.

The thoughts of us here at Solemn Oath are with the family and friends of former Naperville Mayor George Pradel, who died Tuesday morning at the age of 80. Mayor Pradel was a constant advocate of SOB and paved the way for us to lay our roots here in town. chicagotribune.com/suburbs/naperv…

Yo. This is a test

Dude, that plant was opened in 2013. Everyone knows that’s when it opened. Why these half-measures? Just say you just granted everyone Spider-man powers. Just go for it. It’s over — have fun with these last few weeks of your presidency. Create, soar!

Thank you Jon Hopkins for spending 122 hours with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

A comedy about a militia that shows up to what they think is a Pro-Gun Rally. But it's actually an ambush draft. The Army blocks off streets, herds everyone into C-130s & fly them off to war. 'Draft Day' Tuesdays on UPN+ I'm repped by WME

Tom 2020: Quit eating your shit.

I went to school with a guy we called Itaian Eddie. Fun guy. Ironically enough, we lost him in a spa accident #space

A short film I had the honor of contributing (a little) to. youtu.be/aQoq6-cpyp8

Pardon the language, but this is map porn at its finest.

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CEO: Well, that was a fun billionaire's weekend in Sun Valley. Who's still out there picketing in the summer sun? EXEC: ...

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BRITAIN: Brexit is the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could undertake. USA: Hold my beer.

Next weekend #TheLibrarians are BACK!! Set your DVRs. Spread the word! Please RT! tvseriesfinale.com/tv-show/librar…

wouldn't life be easier if Cassandra could solve all your problems?!? i wish i had her brain!! #TheLibrarians

Aaand guess which countries @potus has business ventures/investments in? x.com/jamesmelville/…

Peter Cvjetanovic, a white nationalist, is upset that this photo of him has gone viral. So be nice: dont retweet this tweet 1000s of times.