it took iowa until the 9th match of the night to get a takedown in regulation. they fucking suck. if wrestling was a real sport brands would get fired tomorrow morning

Shut up bitch. I have more national titles than you AND i got in a worse car crash than you

Andre gonzalez who used to be a 125 for me is now wrestling 149 at "cal poly". i guess having multiple lovers really fattens you up

Apparently our football team's quarterback is named "Julie insane". she must have early onset CTE

how the fuck is Busgens pronounced "biskins"

the mythical 3 point reversal. invented by me

paddy gallagher losing to a child with 2 first names. really let everyone down back home in County Kildare

NC states wrestler is named "matt Singlet on". his dad obviously wanted him to be a wrestler

More like Shitteur Sanders. fitting name for the leader of the Browns

Little Rock has a wrestler named jobber. pretty on the nose there

"colligate" what is that like a scandal involving a sheepdog?

julie sucks. ryan day can eat shit and die

I have two elite 125s battling for the spot so tonight against a top 10 opponent im gonna send the fucking third string. that’ll keep em guessing

it was super cold in minnesota today. I could tell my bald assistants heads were getting super cold lmao

How the fuck did i get that call lol

so we really shat on them tonight huh

why the fuck did this dual start at noon? is everyone gonna rush home to watch the pro bowl or some shit?

who the fuck is "Brogan Fielding" sounds like a guy that gets killed in a Star Wars sequel