fucking celtics man. obviously a game that doesn’t matter but championship teams do not lose games when you’re up 30+ to a terrible squad. very flukey but disgusting nonetheless

not many things worse than losing a sneeze

nothing and i mean nothing hits harder than when a song comes on in a shuffle that you used to listen to on the daily in your teenage years that you haven’t heard in a while. that song for me tonight was uptown(drake, lil wayne, bun b)

imagine how good life would be if everyone simply knew the etiquette of driving on a highway

didn’t know i could ever be this angry at snow

jrue holiday has the coolest demeanor in the game

don’t wanna get too excited after 2 games but i am so friggen juiced it’s crazy

if the celtics are truly different they win this game. let’s see 🍿🍿

A guy who calls himself DatCoolDude says me and Randy are not cool. Take it to the bank this guy knows cool. ESPN please listen to him.

don’t know if i could’ve handled another finals loss. tysm celtics

hilariously accurate

oouuu this was tasty

happy birthday Tom Brady i love u

this guy is the embodiment of scumbag yankees fans

elon sucks so bad man

just need a field goal out of the cowboys to win my fantasy matchup. no chance they can’t get one single field goal from the best kicker in the league right? right?????

jameis is the greatest of all time. at what? i’m not totally sure. but he 100% is.

is that why i get videos on my feed of people being brutally murdered quite often..?

Jameis Winston

cheers to 4 years without alcohol 🍻🥂