Big pretzels are vegetarian crab legs

Would be cool to see this picture of Geddy Lee get RTed 2112 times.

It’s fall and time to change the thing on my watch from UV index to wind.

Good Vibes Only: How a Twins shrine is turning a postseason curse into a blessing kare11.com/article/news/l…

π is actually 3. It always has been.

I’m on the hiiiiiway to hell!

Dishwashing a bowl:

Jury duty is a great deterrent for crime because it demonstartes how boring and annoying it is to sit in court all day.

I regret buying the 24 pk of sapporo from costco. That’s too much sapporo.

Lame princes & brownie adventures

I’ve made the decision to be a bracelet wearing man.

Amish folks have to fish too

A former campaign intern for Governor Tim Walz remembers one disc sitting inside the now-famous Sega Dreamcast owned by the VP candidate: "I wanna say there was Crazy Taxi." bit.ly/4dRENSb

Growing up in Kentucky to Minnesotan parents, I thought the horns on the Vikings helmet were comets.

This never came to fruition.

Blessed! (Or cursed…)

There’s a tin can in hell and my kids found the number