if im in the room and hear someone say the words “shoegaze elements” I have to get up and leave

Tapping in is a legal requirement

Got blessed w a double tape, go slap that new Kane x Tommy on track 8

Never get drunk

What if they made a pudding flavor called “when ya hoe going”

Dudes be like “you don’t owe anybody anything” and have nothing to offer

Dudes be homophobic and rock LGB

If I had a kangaroo pouch I would be the world’s greatest booster

It’s hit your crush’s boyfriend in the head with a kitchen aid stand mixer Friday

Brain GPT where is the clit?

Might be back on that 5 beats a day grind to be determined

Every day is a power struggle with my perverted masochistic tendencies vented through the mouth of a dual blossom Marlboro

All flowers in time bend towards the Sun

That unconditional love can’t unlame you

Imagine being at war and being like nah bro I can’t fight today I fucked my back up

Never tell me you’re on some different shit if you’re not coming like this

#need