and this is why we test acronyms when we name things

I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do.

Norm's appearances on Conan's shows are some of the funniest pieces of media you will ever find

The Los Angeles Dodgers just called THE COREY HOTLINE Corey Seager #Dodgers #dodgersvsgiants

"I'm not crazy but here's 17 reasons why you should probably think that I am" -Aaron Rodgers, probably

Hey Two Bad Neighbors in the 31st Century I guess I spent a lot of time with you guys this year

To say I’m touched is putting it lightly. And yeah, #BookofBobaFett ROCKS. YOU’RE WELCOME.

Miguel Cabrera 3000th hit Dan Dickerson on the call #DetroitRoots

Yo go follow *the* Little Steven, aka Silvio Dante, aka Frank Tagliano, aka Rock and Roll Hall of Fame member, aka the World's Most Important Deejay; put him over 300k followers!

Loved finally hearing #NeilYoung's #Toast! Although now that I put it on my record shelf, I see that this album was actually recorded by "Nei" Young & Crazy Horse 🤔

Lol I'm crying on my couch about Vin Scully, a man I never met, who announced games for a baseball team based out of California, a state I've never been to. Thanks for everything, Vin. And in about 45 minutes, it once again will be Time For Dodger Baseball 💙⚾ #dodgers

Yo nugs Bruce Springsteen this is probably a long shot, but I'd be honored if you chose one of my photos to be the cover of the 2/3/23 Atlanta NugsNet concert/download!!

Nils Lofgren if you're reading this never stop blessing us with your guitar playing

Hey all. Very sad to say, but I'm currently under the impression that my Youtube account has been hacked. I will be trying to get in touch with Youtube/Google to solve this quickly. Please tag Youtube support or whoever to get in touch with me. TeamYouTube

(In the style of Weekend Update Era Norm Macdonald): Japanese baseball superstar Shohei Ohtani has signed a 10-year, $700 million contract with the Los Angeles Dodgers. When asked for his reason for choosing the Dodgers, Ohtani said through a translator, "Money."