God help us all

I couldn’t play Half-Life 2 because I felt bad about having to kill the Combine patrolmen

Magic tips

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Bro learned from his mistakes

This is bad, but not in a normal way. This is remarkably bad.

Pre l look

Studies show acting confidently is the surest key to success – If you fake it, you will make it.

George Lucas says the negative response to the Prequel Trilogy came from critics & fans who had been 10 years old when they saw the first films & now didn’t want to watch a children’s movie. “It is a kids’ movie. It’s always been a kids’ movie”

First line in text crawl: “Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star system is in dispute.”

When Messmer the Impaler enters his second phase

Halloween on Long Island is RUINED!

I was on Kill Tony night 2! I was the 5th bucket pull and I got my ass handed to my by the panel. Lol #KillTony #StandupComedy #MSG #NYC KT #682 - MADISON SQUARE GARDEN (NIGHT TWO) youtu.be/lakXB1OP6Jg?si… via YouTube

Stolen gaming valor ur literally a fucking idiot

Muslim Indian Boy Shuts Down Reporter.

On the way home from Superman I stopped my car to let a squirrel cross the road

We will never see an Epstein File after this.

An escalator cannot be broken it can only become stairs