Bank Holiday at the home Mick Shaggered shouts at the nurse ‘Are we going to school’

I’ve been asked if I’d be available to perform at the Queens 100th Birthday celebrations..I said that’s ambitious I’m not sure I’m still gonna be here !

Looking forward to headlining at The Barrel of Laughs at The Woodbine Inn Epping Forest tonight I hope my bag doesn’t leak !

What a treat it was performing at a sixtieth party last weekend I do love the young people

Just been booked to perform at Glastonbury in The Cabaret Tent on Sunday night I feel sorry for whoever’s Headlining the Pyramid stage I’m gonna drown them out ..YEAH !

Looking forward to singing with Vince Dunn Orchestra as part of TorchEnts on Sunday 21st July 7.30 pm as part of the Open Air Summer Concerts in the Church House Gardens tickets still available through torchentertainment.co.uk #swingsingers #Bigbandfever #swingband

#bbccricket what’s going on with my Welsh buddy Morgan bowling Rashid last over and as for Archer I could hand Bowled and fielded better then that !!!

Presenting the Welsh wonder: "Tom Mones" ❤️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 I was in the audience for this one, he didn't disappoint! Comedy Unleashed gigs are always the best. Andrew Lawrence next month... unless he gets himself cancelled, again! 🤣

What happens when Welsh singing legend Tom Mones is let out of his nursing home? 👇 youtu.be/bxL5BT-AOQA

Everyone is talking about Tom Mones' performance supporting Roland Gift and FYC at the The London Palladium... it has made the front pages! 🤣

Last night in London!

Another successful Hip operation all of that pelvic thrusting has taken its toll over the years ..who said I wouldn't get into 'Hip Op' !

'When are you going to put a Stannah Stair lift in' ?I asked one of the nurses .. 'Tom the home only has one floor' the Nurse replied !

I pulled a Cracker in The home today

Had a trip out from the home today .. I say trip out the driver took us around the block and back 90% of us thought we'd been out all day

Great news they have let me out of the home to host another wonderful night of comedy at The Sydney Arms in Chislehurst on Friday 6th April

This Friday 6th April #comedy is back at the #SydneyArms #chislehurst - tickets still available from peterperke.com/tickets Reputably Bromley Bromley Whats On Bromley @chislehurstnews Chislehurst Voice

Ze new game from Jeremy Corbyn and ze Labour Party buy zis and get Happy Families free !

Very pleased to be asked to perform at the Dominoes Pizza Awards CelticManor tonight ..Yeah ! just wish I'd brought my golf clubs

I was propositioned at the home by Shirley Bassey I told her ‘You can leave your clothes’