They really let the horse have its 5 minutes of fame before being eaten at least. #twd

I’m just doing a slight vibe check to see if this series is as good as I remembered it. Nothing beats being 12 and watching this religiously w my parents every Sunday as a family, core memory fr.

Lori and Shane’s bitch asses smh I forgot how shiesty they were LMAO

Nothing is serious to you people. You turn the Epstein files into a joke. You turn the genocide in Palestine into a joke. You turn ice raids into a joke. You turn SA into a joke. You turn Nazism into a joke. You turn everything into a joke. Y’all are clowns.

theres a special place in hell for people who expect you to listen to them yap about their interests and then disengage from the conversation when you do the same thing

nothing will ruin a friendship for me faster than watching someone show up for their other friends in a way they don’t show up for me. you have the capacity, just not for our friendship? no thanks.

Ring paid somewhere between $8 and $10 million for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell 120 million viewers that their cameras now scan neighborhoods using AI. The math is wild. Ring has roughly 20 million devices in American homes. Search Party is enabled by default. The opt-out

In my dream last night I was smoking water bongs with Rhett and Link in a mermaid lagoon and then I had to wake up to this reality and I’m very sad about it. Rhett & Link :(( boo

Not Gojo catching strays 😭💀 I thought this was about him LMAO.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 💙 Drop some blue hearts if you ready for ACTIII hotties

I just dropped my phone on my cat and she just … didn’t even flinch…??? - she’s on my lap currently on the couch but like ???

It’s so nice and chilly out todayyy. ✨‼️

Listen, you involved me in something that has nothing to do wit me so now we’re gonna talk about the facts.. Cyabra is a data company with a lot of investors like Mike G, customers like Elon Musk and Pepsi that use that company for data and even has Mike Pompeo on the board of

Weemp womp

Everyone’s missing the real story here. Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses need human data annotators to train the AI. When you say “Hey Meta” and ask the glasses to analyze something, that video gets sent to Meta’s servers, then routed to Sama, a subcontractor in Nairobi, Kenya. Workers

I haven’t tweeted in a hot minute, I’m still here and alive and always exhausted. ✨🫶🏻

I want a professional massage on my neck and shoulders cause DAMN I hurt from carrying the weight of the world on them, plus these big tiddies jfc. HELP.

This has pissed me off forever now who is this third kid ?!?

Everyone shitting on season 3 of Euphoria is actually a pretentious pick me in this world cause it’s absolutely every bit of euphoria and how shit would play out for them, be so fr. They’re 23 now, not 17 in highschool anymore.