Tom McGrath (@tommcgrath26) 's Twitter Profile
Tom McGrath

@tommcgrath26

Often bizarre, sometimes uncomfortable, never dull

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calendar_today29-03-2012 21:40:29

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Marilyn (@marilynmill_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I love when I find new TikTokers that make me laugh. This week is this guy doing a Gordon Ramsey impression. Can’t believe the accuracy. Been crying

Zach Lowy (@zachlowy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’ve seen players get scolded by their own supporters after a heavy loss, but Cagliari’s Flamingo mascot being subject to this dressing-down after a 4-0 loss to Napoli has absolutely finished me

I’ve seen players get scolded by their own supporters after a heavy loss, but Cagliari’s Flamingo mascot being subject to this dressing-down after a 4-0 loss to Napoli has absolutely finished me
Heath (@leasthesfunny_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The 2018 John Mulaney “Horse In A Hospital” bit is still so great 😂 Best part is he doesn’t mention the name Trump at all. Oh America, you finally removed the horse from the hospital. DO NOT let it back in 😬

Delfont Mackintosh Theatres (@dmtwestend) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It was a privilege to welcome all the guest stars of Inside No. 9: Stage/Fright to Wyndham's Theatre, each lighting up the stage with their own brilliance. A huge thank you to every iconic name who stepped Inside No. 9.

It was a privilege to welcome all the guest stars of Inside No. 9: Stage/Fright to Wyndham's Theatre, each lighting up the stage with their own brilliance.

A huge thank you to every iconic name who stepped Inside No. 9.
alistair green (@mralistairgreen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If we know for sure climate change is definitely going to end the world why don’t we just kill all wasps now. It doesn’t matter anyway because we’re all going to die and at least then with whatever time we have left we don’t have to constantly be fucking annoyed by them.

alistair green (@mralistairgreen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty up in hea’n looking a little cross because she spent 12m to settle a charge against her paedo son only to see him arrested for misconduct in public office. Im sure Paddington will cheer her up with a yummy marmalade sandwich 💞🇬🇧

Laura Kirk-Francis (@laurakirk12) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🤯 "He's just not world-class!" 👁️"That's terrible game management from Sauron!" Laura Kirk-Francis sends a warning to Middle-Earth management ahead of final showdown at Mordor!

Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf. Not so happy, is it

Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) 's Twitter Profile Photo

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns