‘So, are these 102 MPs in the room with us now?’

Jonathan Pie Can't unhear it

From human trafficking to arson, Mauro Icardi's love life has thrown up some ludicrous drama. As the Galatasaray striker goes AWOL again, here's the story of football's most chaotic marriage. Welcome to the wild world of Mauro and Wanda Icardi...

Look at me, I'm Spain, I can create 2 of the best midfielders of all time and just have them respawn after they retire. Pathetic, grow up.

“You saw the ball touching my head, didn’t you Joao?”

The face of a man who knows he's just pulled off a madness

Meanwhile in the Zagreb Christmas market

Me watching Liverpool in that first half.

“You’re effectively saying to all these public sector workers, ‘get poorer and be happy about it’” Journalist Ash Sarkar asks why the government lifted the bankers’ bonus cap but accepts a real-terms cut to public sector wages #bbcqt Watch @bbciplayer bit.ly/3X4jSTW x.com/bbcquestiontim…

Sunak - taxes Zahawi - taxes Boris - parties, secret meetings with ex-KGB agents, Chris Pincher Braverman - mishandling classified info Gavin Williamson - bullying Raab - bullying Hancock - Covid inquiry Kwarteng - insider information of Truss' economic terror All in a year.

deadline day at anfield

"Nunez thinks he's scored"

The memory of Loris Karius has unleashed chaos

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

France: "We are increasing the retirement age by two years" The French: "We will drop kick the eiffel tower into the fucking moon if you do" Britain: "We've made it easier for old rich people to stay rich and if you're poor you can never retire" Brits: "oh crumbs oh bother"

Frank Lampard about to lose for the 31st time in his last 41 games as a manager. That’s quite an achievement

This is a clip from the future with him and Nunez

"Klopp's kids against the blue billion pound bottle jobs." Might be Gary Neville's greatest ever line.