“A four minute mile is insane. I can do five and a half at best. How about 5 am? Before work.”

“Netflix and chill. Glad you both said yes.”

“Mind if I join you, blondie?”

“I curl your boyfriend’s PR as a warm up.” #SeductiveSunday

Expensive-looking fuck-me eyes.

Twerking tutorial next?

How many tutorials is she looking to do?

“Karen, they’re gonna send you to HR again.”

Just another manic Monday

Jealous. Back is in agony after deadlifting day. “Any kryptonian painkillers I could take?”

“Aw c’mon, really nothing? What if you guys get sick? No meds then?” He rubs his back, she can probably see the strained muscles with her x-ray vision.

“Doesn’t matter if they’re my favorite. They’re factually the best in the galaxy.” He groaned as she sucked on the tip and squeezed his length between her cleavage.

Asleep at his desk.

Add me to your Twitter circles

“Always with the thirst traps, huh, Petra?”

“You seem familiar. Do I know you?”

“I don’t remember you being a fan of baby blue.”

Can’t believe I started roleplaying over four years ago now.