happy october

bride of chucky is the perfect movie

im excited for my first half marathon tomorrow but im more excited for it to be over so i can get my nipples pierced

Dude can you turn that pumpkin the other direction Im actually scared

"i bet sal frelick has she/they shooters too" fat taurus bitch

Can I come over and do this

lesbians invented love

i finished my first half marathon in under 2.5 hours!! i can barely walk now!!!

Baseball twt

"craig counsell looks like he's gonna vape on a baby" fat taurus bitch

im sorry theres no way thats craig counsell's natural hair color

"its so brave of you to self censor, i never think about what im saying" slime in the cracker barrel

"make a garfield clown suit. it'll make you feel better about almost anything, i guarantee it."

I burst into tears the first time I had 7 modelos because I could finally focus and relax and realized this is how neurotypical people feel all the time

The lion does not concern himself with his computer password expiring in 15 days

I do enjoy sex scenes in films, and I am a pervert.

capitalism is bad because it keeps us from doing good stuff like having sex. people who defend it are not having great sex. it really is that simple folks