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Me: do you love me? *400,000 gallons of drinking water are converted into an infinitely dense toxic black sludge that is excreted out from the effluent pipe on a Nevada server farm* ChatGPT: Yes -- Im wife . Not only that, mmm but lnnb , largge Wife Me: oh my God it's human

Bridgeport Connecticut?

🚨NEWS: LA #Chargers star kicker Cameron Dicker is Chinese — which many do not know. Dicker is the first ever #NFL player to be born in Hong Kong, China. Cam lived in Shanghai, China, for the first 11 years of his life. Today, he became the most accurate kicker ever. 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

everything is fine the libs will save us I'm sure of it this time

The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker. And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows. No more.

🔻🔻Get in the Eva, Stalin (Dave) 🔻🔻 Yes, prisons actually make you take a suite of Rorschach tests as a job interview and will only tender you an offer if you answer "hamburger" 75% of the time or more.

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just an italian couple going at it and their kids brain is sucking it all in like minecraft XP

Lord Bebo USA has finally chosen a leader who doesn’t bother disguising their inner darkness. what Trump does feels more like a revelation, a mirror of who USA is beneath the surface… so many americans may not agree with this but what once hid behind rhetoric now presents itself plainly

unc peepaw people’s princess oomf average everyday icon returns. stay mad. stay mystified

"Is there a dream bigger than going home?"

The problem with trying to date while living alone in a gurt is that every ho wants the insta pics but ain’t no one want to milk the yak

Sane man attempts to interface with the inhabitants of the Lunatic Asylum

i actually understand how important the strait of hormuz being closed is because i've seen star wars: episode i: the phantom menace (1999)

This was Sora's "bottomless pit supervisor". Every AI tool seems to get one really funny output before everyone moves past it.

💢 Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner on U.S. support for Israel: “Not a single taxpayer dollar should be spent on arming and defending a country that commits a genocide. I would absolutely support Senator Sanders' bill to restrict military aid, but I'll be entirely honest,

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen