Way too premature dude. If they lose this game there’s a 0% chance he gets re-elected and it’ll seriously be on this. Give me Chiefs Sunday

I would be such good friends with this guy

If you showed me this when I was stoned and 19 I’d be like holy shit man how fucking crazy is this. Now I do not give a fuck and instead want to watch a koala bear being nursed back into the wild by a group of Aussie women veterinarians

I once met a drunk truck driver who was shaking me uncontrollably when I said no way gnomes or fairies are real

Nah the story actually ended

Me and Hayden meeting up at Maggie’s wedding to drown 40 beers together

Delete this

Gotta deploy a few of these in Beijing to gain the geopolitical upper hand. Your move “Brandon”

Alright law and order my time is now. This might be the final cut for the hotdog vendor whose street camera showed possible suspect from two night s ago

Don’t talk about the patriarchy ever again

He’s so fucking good. I’ll pay part of his salary

I want 20!!!!!

Horrible play call

Philly 💀

The sopranos but it’s influencer crypto bros and getting clipped is getting cancelled

Our parents and grandparents caught up with current events by sitting down and reading the newspaper. This is the shit I catch up on when I wake in the morning