"Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls! My mission is to find Mama".

"Mama, sit. Sit on your bum! GO TO SLEEP NOW!!"

"It's jungle time"

"Mmmmm a cup. With coffee! And rocks. And a pirate. And sharks! And eyebrows. And waters."

"THIS IS TERRIBLE!"

"This is the best sleep I have ever seen."

(Points at self) "It's a little princess Oliver, hello, nice to meet you people"

"Stop it, you child!" (Directed toward 16 month old sister)