This did not age well. x.com/BorisJohnson/s…

Nine years of Boris Johnson’s Conservatives, summed up in one picture.

Let's put this Tory 'landslide' into perspective: 66.4m - adults and children in the UK 55m - adults have the right to vote. 47.5m - were registered to vote 31.9m - actually voted 17.9 - didn't vote for Boris 13.9m - voted for Boris. Only 1 in 5 Britons voted for Boris

Looks very Simon Stålenhag 🐀 to me!

Do it, jack.

Do it!

You’d have to be nilay patel 😉

This aged well.

Hello British Kebab Awards. How many retweets for Joe and Gav to (legally) be able to present an award?

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Yeah, I get the NDA requirements, especially when working with someone like Apple. It feels like more than just “we think Apple Pay would be great” is needed in response to this now. Just a peek behind the curtain, not from the social team, Tom Blomfield?

Tom Iliffe 🤐 good news to announce pretty soon, I hope.