Women so beautiful, I just wish they were good people

having my ear ate for the first time was a religious experience

Cold mind, control of everything 🌟

how it feels when all the baddies like my story

Sharing emotions with your shawty is like giving bullets to her to shoot you

eu quando um perfume me lembra uma epoca muito especifica da minha vida

bro i'm so cooked, idk how to catch feelings anymore, i just flirt for two days then stop replying.

this emoji is for when a bad bіtch tells you to do something

Bitches don’t call it “hoeing around” anymore, they call it healing, taking a break, being at peace, focusing on myself, enjoying my youth

RT if you knew Núñez would miss his penalty.

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise

Women that lick ears are a different type of demon

a fat nigga could get shot in the head and they still gon make sure to pull down they shirt

i want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that i am funny

se uma mulher fizesse uma baliza pra mim desse jeito a gente fazia amor bem ali mesmo nesse instante

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

Ngga hair look like a sucked mango