Snails have teeth?!

A deep sip of futility?

I have a lot of side projects in a graveyard. I like doing half of the 20% that gets 80% of the results, meaning I get 40% and never pass 😭

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

All systems and weather are looking good for today's flight test of Starship. The live launch webcast on X will go live ~40 minutes before liftoff, which is targeted for 4:00 p.m. CT → x.com/SpaceX/status/…

im a depressed optimist

I'm not politically polarized. Both the Left and the Right have their own flaws and boons, and anyone too far to either side is either stupid, a politician trying to change the world, or both.

Emma the Squirrel Grabs Her Heart After Being Startled

A groundhog named chunk has been stealing a farmer's crop from Delaware for 4 years & eats it in front of a camera

I'm not here to be right, I'm here to get it right

"A dark world aches for a splash of the sun" - Cough Syrup, Song by Young the Giant

Build games around a fantasy

Payment processors shouldn't tell you what you can and cant spend your money on. That's the government's job. chng.it/jxFGrkvqQf