cheating on meg thee stallion….

they telling megan to try puss but the lesbians ain’t shit either

at the end of the day a golden retriever is still a DOG.

Not going ice fishing I’m just not white enough for that

HATE IT when people whistle literally STFU

I want Spanish good enough to talk to her and not embarrass myself

Them demons will bleed you because they love to taste blood but you are covered by Jesus blood and they ain’t getting a drop of that! (You gotta read this in a southern accent otherwise it sounds crazy)

Muslims having a zaghrouta Mexicans having a grito ndns having a war cry like there’s really a trend if you’re people do this don’t let American settler colonialism find out you exist

Slept all day so now I’m gonna be up all night with nothing to do!!!! I’m gonna write and smoke bowls!!!!

Jfkjr is probably punishment for what they did to rosemary Kennedy

Shits lowkey triggering, but if I do it

If aubie sneaks out of the house and gets pregnant I’m killing myself

Anytime a man points and goes “that’s a real good dude” I’m running, get my gun

Why don’t they want ndns on tv

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